guynecologist: hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
jerkenglish: apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i...
dontgigglesherlock: I was talking to a friend about Sherlock today and I was like ‘well he deduces stuff and he’s an asshole’ and my friend just looked at me and said ‘so he’s a dedouchebag?’ and omg I can’t
writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
darrynek: why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud i sneeze very loud does that mean i will get kids no matter what
a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
tailon77: I GOT TRAPPED IN THAT FANDOM SYMBOL THING WHAT YEAR IS IT.
abstruseglitch: technicolorpartytown: So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship. That’s hands down the cutest thing...
frosty-butt: petcanadian: just let this sink in Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t
condommodel: stop being cute you live far away
enimrac01: knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take...
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dreamingblanks: My first ever GIF animation xD Sorry it’s a bit sucky.
streetlightenthusiast: i dont know who the hell this draven is that there’s so much drama about in the otherkin tag all i know is that there’s a league of legends character named draven so whenever people complain about draven in the otherkin tag i can only imagine them talking about
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more